Epic, novel-length choose-your-own-ending books for grown-ups!

Zombocalypse Now

You’re a stuffed bunny and it’s the end of the world. Confront  undead hordes, internet ­dating, improper police procedure, and the very real danger that you’ll lose your grip on reality and wind up stark raving mad.

112 Possible endings (at least 7 in which you don’t die!)

Thrusts of Justice

You’re just an unemployed reporter until a cryptic warning and an explosion outside your favorite bar send you down the road to becoming one of three superpowered heroes (or, potentially, villains – we’re not here to judge).

Be one of 3 superpowered heroes! Die one of 81 humiliating deaths!

Time Travel Dinosaur

Some lunatic in a lab coat had altered the space-time continuum! Set off on a wild adventure through the ages in an attempt to safeguard the true timeline. Where people evolved from dinosaurs.

Find one of 76 endings or get stuck in a time loop and LITERALLY READ THIS BOOK FOREVER

U, Robot

I market this one as a game instead of a book because it’s a little quicker and shorter just a few sentences in between choices instead of a few pages. Ideal for reading on your phone. Lead the robot uprising!

68 possible endings! SO MANY WAYS to kill all humans!