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Arabella Grimsbro audiobook available now!

The audiobook edition of Arabella Grimsbro Versus the “Wonderful” Wizard is available now on Audible! It’s narrated by the magnificent Folly Blaine, who absolutely brings Arabella to life.

You might also have noticed that the title of the book has changed. It turns out that Amazon is not super excited about running ads for books with the word “futhermucking” in the title? So the entire trilogy has a slight rebrand (don’t worry—the insides of the books are unchanged, and still include every single, magnificent  f-bomb).

 

Oh, also! Collected edition!

In other Arabella Grimsbro news, the entire series is now on sale in the Kindle store as a collected edition. It includes all three novels, plus the Sherlock Holmes bonus story, tucked right in between books 2 and 3 where it belongs.

It’s on Kindle Unlimited, too, so if you’re a subscriber and you feel like doing a re-read, you should ABSOLUTELY download the collected edition for free, I WILL GET PAID FOR EVERY PAGE YOU READ, this is the BEST SCAM EVER.

Kirkus Reviews has some pretty nice stuff to say about Robot the Robot

Kirkus has reviewed Robot the Robot for their upcoming July issue, and it’s live on their website now!

A book that is as helpful as its protagonist. Robot learns how to get in touch with their own feelings and finds ways to help a lonely newcomer, a hungry extraterrestrial pet, and a pair of grown-ups with rigid views on binary gender roles.

Awwwww, thanks Kirkus! You can read their entire review here.

Robot the Robot is here to help is my first book for young readers, and it comes out on August 26. You can preorder it if you want!

The final book in the Arabella Grimsbo trilogy is here

Twenty Thousand Leagues,

Futhermuckers

Book three of the Futhermucking Classics series is upon us!

Oz was awful, Barsoom was somehow worse, but now Arabella’s locked in a submarine with a psychopathic sea captain and beginning to abandon all hope of ever returning home. So when she receives a secret message from someone from the outside, she has a choice to make: Sit back and enjoy a narrative that includes regular meals and an actual bed? Or push the boundaries to search for answers and risk winding up in a watery grave?

You can buy it on Amazon right now!

I’ve had so much fun writing this series, y’all. This book officially wraps up the trilogy, but I will tell you straight-up that I’ve left the whole thing pretty open-ended, because if you want more of these I am utterly on board for that.

GRIMSBRO FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

My new book is out now!

A. Grimsbro, Warlord of Mars

It’s the second book in the Futhermucking Classics series, and this time Arabella is taking on Edgar Rice Burroughs’s A Princess of Mars. If you don’t want to go back and read the Wizard of Oz one first, don’t worry! It’s specifically designed so you can jump right in if all you care about is BARSOOM.

Arabella Grimsbro is a 15-year-old girl with a foul mouth and an attitude to match. When she walks into a cheesy mall store promising virtual reality tours of public domain classics, the last thing she expects is to find herself stuck in one.

But if she thought Oz was bad, she’s in for a surprise when she trades beloved childrenʼs literature for manly pulp adventure. Giant green monsters! Sword fights to the death! The healing power of toxic masculinity! Welcome to Barsoom, where everything has extra limbs and nobody wears clothes.

Also, the only way out is pretty much death. So… hooray?

You can buy it on Amazon right now! (And please do!)

THAT IS ALL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

 

Arabella Book 2 is out August 28!

Cover art by Mona Finden

A. Grimsbro, Warlord of Mars

RELEASE DATE: August 28, 2017

Arabella Grimsbro is a 15-year-old girl with a foul mouth and an attitude to match. When she walks into a cheesy mall store promising virtual reality tours of public domain classics, the last thing she expects is to find herself stuck in one.

But if she thought Oz was bad, she’s in for a surprise when she trades beloved childrenʼs literature for manly pulp adventure. Giant green monsters! Sword fights to the death! The healing power of toxic masculinity! Welcome to Barsoom, where everything has extra limbs and nobody wears clothes.

Also, the only way out is pretty much death. So… hooray?

You can read the first chapter here. It’ll be available on Amazon and on my website on Monday, August 28, and I should have copies for sale at Readerfest September 9 in Seattle if you need to get yours signed.

YEEHEEHEEEEEEE

 

My New Book is OUT NOW

The “Wonderful” Wizard of Futhermucking Oz is now available on Amazon in print or ebook! (If you want to get a signed paperback or an ebook that will work on any reader besides Kindle, you can also buy it directly from me).

This one isn’t a Chooseomatic — it’s a retelling of L.Frank Baum’s The Wonderful Wizard of Oz with a modern-day, foul mouthed 15-year-old named Arabella Grimsbro standing in for Dorothy. The book is classified as Young Adult (with emphasis on the word “adult” — Arabella drops the f-bomb a grand total of 87 times), and I’m incredibly proud of it. I feel like it’s maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever written?

You can read the first chapter here! And if you decide to buy it from Amazon, please consider leaving a brief, honest review. Not only do reviews help other readers find me, but some advertising venues are only open to books with a certain number of Amazon reviews, and I plan on marketing this thing TO HELL AND BACK.